Episode 1a: The Pilot, Pt. 1

A beginning, in which Sean and Dallas tackle the first half of the pilot. Includes: How come you haven’t watched the shows that you haven’t watched yet?// David Lynch is also Barry Levinson//Ontkean is bad?//You think you know the first scene of your favorite show, but you’re wrong//Riff and Tony from womb to tomb//The Original Deep Freeze//You’re signing up for a lot, and we should probably just end there//