Episode 3: Zen, Or The Skill To Catch A Killer

Dallas and Sean take a huge, over-dramatic bite out of the "dreamy" third episode of Twin Peaks. Featuring: we’re cooking quinoa//max monroe: loose canon starring shadoe stevens//you’re looking at the menu//someday we’ll get through this without being interrupted//but maybe not//you’ve got dock duty tonight, sandy//barf city: population us//we’re a long way from blueberry schnapps-frankenstein leo//donuts//please don’t let your children watch this show//let’s move on to the palmer house where it’s good times, all the time//the switch gets flicked//well then season 2’s gonna suck, a lot of people agree with you//dallas tells us who he thinks the killer is//

Episode 2: Traces To Nowhere

Sean holds Dallas's hand through episode 2 of Twin Peaks. Featuring: that’s a joke for two people who aren’t listening to this//the kid interrupts, like clockwork, again//how good could that coffee be//she’s in love with james, aren’t we all?//that’s gonna be a lot of money in mickeys//the next scene is gonna put some hair on your chest//let’s call him eskimo joe//technical difficulties//is the log lady a thing?//"nice day for a picnic" james is back//

Episode 1b: The Pilot, Pt. 2

Dallas and Sean consume the second half of the Twin Peaks pilot, and make a pact to finally finish talking about it before this podcast ends. Featuring: I honestly didn’t know you had this in your life//I’m unwrapping my own plastic//the kid interrupts, again//I was hoping you’d catch me//these guys really did a number on future television writers of the 1970’s//oh, he’s got the calculator with basketball on it//it was in his eye!//he’s really into transcendental meditation and Cathy//you talk to your wife that way, right?//did your school even have a football?//you keep only one kind of lettuce in this house//

Episode 1a: The Pilot, Pt. 1

A beginning, in which Sean and Dallas tackle the first half of the pilot. Includes: How come you haven’t watched the shows that you haven’t watched yet?// David Lynch is also Barry Levinson//Ontkean is bad?//You think you know the first scene of your favorite show, but you’re wrong//Riff and Tony from womb to tomb//The Original Deep Freeze//You’re signing up for a lot, and we should probably just end there//